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Friday, September 03, 2010

Ridículum

jojojo en la oficina nos pidieron que presentáramos nuestro CV en inglés para la página de interné. Creo que el mío es el más lucidor:

Ana Gallleta XXXXXX > see more

Senior Partner in the Part-A Management Practice [linkear]

Background and experience

Ms. XXXX has wide experience in partying in all sorts of environments, i.e. clubs, pubs, and alternative fetish and gay parties, where she has developed unique drinking techniques adopted worldwide, such as “how to drink 10 Jäger shots and not throw up”.

Her specialty area is the use of prescription medications before and after the party to avoid hangover and she has been considered the master of disguise as she can show up at work with a 2 hour sleep and act perfectly relaxed and functional. She is a key member within her several groups of friends, where she acts as Part-A Manager and In-house Counsel, coordinating party logistics and driving routes in order to avoid DUI inspections.

Professional Affiliations and Activities

2-day Pub Crawling Marathon, 2010
Winner of the award “Most amazingly fun person to party with”, 2008.
Vegas Endless Fun, 2008.
Caudillo’s Honorary Member.


Languages
Spanish and English

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